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Tim Blyth

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a few bear jokes for Tim Blyth

Why did the bear plant a garden? Because he had read that grandmothers do, and he wanted to be like them.

A bear is reading a book about machines. He gets to the end. He closes the book. He says: I see. He puts the kettle on.

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.