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Peter Humphreys

Hi.
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a few bear jokes for Peter Humphreys

A bear meets another bear who has been very busy. He says: how are you? The busy bear says: I am running a startup. The bear says: oh, I am sorry. The busy bear says: it is going well. The bear says: I know. I am still sorry.

A bear and a child are watching the rain. The child says: when will it stop? The bear says: when it is finished. The child says: that is not very helpful. The bear says: I know. It is the only true answer I have.

What do you give a bear on his birthday? A jar with a label that says honey, and inside, a smaller jar.