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Sanjay Ghemawat

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a few bear jokes for Sanjay Ghemawat

Two bears are walking along a beach called Longsands. One bear says, did you choose to be here? The other bear says, no, I just am. They keep walking.

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

A bear is asked what he does for a living. He says: I hold things. The interviewer waits. The bear says: that is the whole job.