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Matthew Wiethoff

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a few bear jokes for Matthew Wiethoff

A polar bear walks into a coffee shop. The barista says, you look very white today. The polar bear says, I have always looked like this. The barista feels embarrassed. The polar bear leaves a kind tip.

Why did the bear go to the doctor? He had a bear-y bad cough.

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)