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Matthias Bauer

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a few bear jokes for Matthias Bauer

What is the bear's advice to anyone reading this? Keep going. The lamppost is still where it was. The table is still set.

A polar bear walks into a coffee shop. The barista says, you look very white today. The polar bear says, I have always looked like this. The barista feels embarrassed. The polar bear leaves a kind tip.

Why are bears bad at telling jokes? They forget the pawnch line.