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Zach Fisher

Hi.
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a few bear jokes for Zach Fisher

A bear is reading a book about machines. He gets to the end. He closes the book. He says: I see. He puts the kettle on.

A bear walks into a bar. The barman says, what'll it be? The bear says ........... a pause. The barman says, why the big paws? The bear says, I was getting to it.

A bear meets a young bear who is upset. The young bear says: I tried, and it did not work. The bear says: yes. Try again. The young bear says: what if it does not work this time either? The bear says: then I will write you a third cheque.