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Jeffery Cao

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a few bear jokes for Jeffery Cao

A bear meets another bear who has been very busy. He says: how are you? The busy bear says: I am running a startup. The bear says: oh, I am sorry. The busy bear says: it is going well. The bear says: I know. I am still sorry.

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.