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Alp Aygar

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Alp Aygar

What do you call a bear in a hurry? Late, mostly.

A bear meets another bear who has been very busy. He says: how are you? The busy bear says: I am running a startup. The bear says: oh, I am sorry. The busy bear says: it is going well. The bear says: I know. I am still sorry.

A bear walks into a bar. The barman says, what'll it be? The bear says ........... a pause. The barman says, why the big paws? The bear says, I was getting to it.