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Han Bao

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a few bear jokes for Han Bao

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

A bear walks into a forest and is never the same again. The forest is also never the same again. They both consider this a fair trade.

What do you give a bear on his birthday? A jar with a label that says honey, and inside, a smaller jar.