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Qihao Zhu

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a few bear jokes for Qihao Zhu

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

A bear is told he is a non-conformist. He says: I would prefer not to be told that. They put it on his file anyway.

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.