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Dayiheng Liu

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a few bear jokes for Dayiheng Liu

A bear is asked: what is your hobby? He says: setting the table for whoever walks through the door.

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.