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Baosong Yang

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a few bear jokes for Baosong Yang

A bear and a machine sit at a table. The bear says, you do the typing. The machine says, what will you do? The bear says, I will hold the reason for the typing. The machine says, oh. That sounds harder. The bear says, it is.

A bear is asked: how many bear jokes does the world need? The bear says: more than twenty-three. He will not change the number.

What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala. (The bear is told that is the wrong animal. The bear says nothing.)