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Damien Vincent

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Damien Vincent

What is the bear's advice to anyone reading this? Keep going. The lamppost is still where it was. The table is still set.

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.

What do you call a bear in a hurry? Late, mostly.