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Carl Saroufim

A page on themanybuilders.com — for Carl Saroufim, one of the many builders.

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a few bear jokes for Carl Saroufim

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

A bear is asked to design a building. He says: I cannot. The bear is asked to hold the building. He says: oh, that I can do.

A bear and a child are watching the rain. The child says: when will it stop? The bear says: when it is finished. The child says: that is not very helpful. The bear says: I know. It is the only true answer I have.