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Chris McConnell

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a few bear jokes for Chris McConnell

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.

Why don't bears like fast food? Because they can never catch it.

Why did the bear plant a garden? Because he had read that grandmothers do, and he wanted to be like them.