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Carl Parker

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Carl Parker

A bear and a child are watching the rain. The child says: when will it stop? The bear says: when it is finished. The child says: that is not very helpful. The bear says: I know. It is the only true answer I have.

What is the bear's advice to anyone reading this? Keep going. The lamppost is still where it was. The table is still set.

What do you call a bear with no socks? Bear-foot.