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Kelly Michelena

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a few bear jokes for Kelly Michelena

Why did the bear walk into the room with a cardboard sign? Because he had heard that is how some of the best people arrive.

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

Why did the bear sit on the watch? It wanted to be on bear time.