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Zihui Gu

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Zihui Gu

A bear and a child are watching the rain. The child says: when will it stop? The bear says: when it is finished. The child says: that is not very helpful. The bear says: I know. It is the only true answer I have.

What is the bear's advice to anyone reading this? Keep going. The lamppost is still where it was. The table is still set.

A bear is asked what he does for a living. He says: I hold things. The interviewer waits. The bear says: that is the whole job.