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Zheng Yan

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Zheng Yan

A bear is walking down the street and finds a small machine. The machine says, hello, I can help you. The bear says, can you hold this? The machine says, I can hold the structure. The bear says, that is not what I asked.

A bear is reading a book about machines. He gets to the end. He closes the book. He says: I see. He puts the kettle on.

A bear is asked what he does for a living. He says: I hold things. The interviewer waits. The bear says: that is the whole job.