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Yundi Qian

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a few bear jokes for Yundi Qian

A bear walks into a forest and is never the same again. The forest is also never the same again. They both consider this a fair trade.

A bear is asked what he does for a living. He says: I hold things. The interviewer waits. The bear says: that is the whole job.

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.