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Xiaodong Liu

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a few bear jokes for Xiaodong Liu

A bear sits at a typewriter. He has been there for nine years. He types: so. He stops. He has said the whole thing.

A bear walks into a bar. The barman says, what'll it be? The bear says ........... a pause. The barman says, why the big paws? The bear says, I was getting to it.

What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala. (The bear is told that is the wrong animal. The bear says nothing.)