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Vaishaal Shankar

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a few bear jokes for Vaishaal Shankar

A bear is reading a book about machines. He gets to the end. He closes the book. He says: I see. He puts the kettle on.

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

A polar bear walks into a coffee shop. The barista says, you look very white today. The polar bear says, I have always looked like this. The barista feels embarrassed. The polar bear leaves a kind tip.