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Tris Warkentin

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a few bear jokes for Tris Warkentin

A bear walks into a bar. The barman says, what'll it be? The bear says ........... a pause. The barman says, why the big paws? The bear says, I was getting to it.

Two bears are walking along a beach called Longsands. One bear says, did you choose to be here? The other bear says, no, I just am. They keep walking.

A bear and a machine sit at a table. The bear says, you do the typing. The machine says, what will you do? The bear says, I will hold the reason for the typing. The machine says, oh. That sounds harder. The bear says, it is.