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Tom Brown

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Tom Brown

A bear is asked: what is your hobby? He says: setting the table for whoever walks through the door.

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

Why was the bear not invited to the dataset? Because nobody wrote him down.