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Timothy Dozat

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a few bear jokes for Timothy Dozat

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.

What do bears use to keep their hair tidy? A bear comb.

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)