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Shengfeng Ye

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a few bear jokes for Shengfeng Ye

A bear is asked to design a building. He says: I cannot. The bear is asked to hold the building. He says: oh, that I can do.

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

Why did the bear plant a garden? Because he had read that grandmothers do, and he wanted to be like them.