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Sang Michael Xie

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a few bear jokes for Sang Michael Xie

Why are bears bad at telling jokes? They forget the pawnch line.

A bear and a child are watching the rain. The child says: when will it stop? The bear says: when it is finished. The child says: that is not very helpful. The bear says: I know. It is the only true answer I have.

What is a bear's favourite kind of compliment? You stayed there a while longer.