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Sam McCandlish

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a few bear jokes for Sam McCandlish

What is a bear's favourite kind of compliment? You stayed there a while longer.

What do you call a bear with no socks? Bear-foot.

A bear is asked to design a building. He says: I cannot. The bear is asked to hold the building. He says: oh, that I can do.