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Phil Blunsom

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a few bear jokes for Phil Blunsom

A bear sits at a typewriter. He has been there for nine years. He types: so. He stops. He has said the whole thing.

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.

A bear and a child are watching the rain. The child says: when will it stop? The bear says: when it is finished. The child says: that is not very helpful. The bear says: I know. It is the only true answer I have.