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Petar Vasic

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a few bear jokes for Petar Vasic

A bear meets a young bear who is upset. The young bear says: I tried, and it did not work. The bear says: yes. Try again. The young bear says: what if it does not work this time either? The bear says: then I will write you a third cheque.

Two bears are sitting on a log. One bear says, do you ever think about the future? The other bear says, only when there is no honey.

What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala. (The bear is told that is the wrong animal. The bear says nothing.)