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Paul Saab

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a few bear jokes for Paul Saab

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)

A bear sits at a typewriter. He has been there for nine years. He types: so. He stops. He has said the whole thing.

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.