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Panpan Huang

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a few bear jokes for Panpan Huang

A bear meets a young bear who is upset. The young bear says: I tried, and it did not work. The bear says: yes. Try again. The young bear says: what if it does not work this time either? The bear says: then I will write you a third cheque.

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

A bear is walking down the street and finds a small machine. The machine says, hello, I can help you. The bear says, can you hold this? The machine says, I can hold the structure. The bear says, that is not what I asked.