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Onur Çelebi

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a few bear jokes for Onur Çelebi

What do you give a bear on his birthday? A jar with a label that says honey, and inside, a smaller jar.

A bear is reading a book about machines. He gets to the end. He closes the book. He says: I see. He puts the kettle on.

A bear is asked what he does for a living. He says: I hold things. The interviewer waits. The bear says: that is the whole job.