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Omkar Salpekar

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a few bear jokes for Omkar Salpekar

A bear sits at a typewriter. He has been there for nine years. He types: so. He stops. He has said the whole thing.

Why do bears never get lost? Because if you are here you are not lost.

A bear is asked what he does for a living. He says: I hold things. The interviewer waits. The bear says: that is the whole job.