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Mohamed Elhawaty

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a few bear jokes for Mohamed Elhawaty

What did the bear shout at the football match? Football is Life.

A bear is asked: how many bear jokes does the world need? The bear says: more than twenty-three. He will not change the number.

A bear and a machine sit at a table. The bear says, you do the typing. The machine says, what will you do? The bear says, I will hold the reason for the typing. The machine says, oh. That sounds harder. The bear says, it is.