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Michael Isard

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a few bear jokes for Michael Isard

A bear walks into the library. He says: I would like a book, please. The librarian says: which book? The bear says: any book that has been held.

Why do bears never get lost? Because if you are here you are not lost.

A bear is on a grass at the top of a street. Someone says, are you all right? The bear says, I am staying here a while longer. The someone says, yes. That seems right.