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Malcolm Reynolds

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Malcolm Reynolds

A bear is told he is the architect. The bear says: of what? He is told: of everything you have been carrying. The bear sits down. It is a lot to carry.

Why do bears never get lost? Because if you are here you are not lost.

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)