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Jon Simon

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a few bear jokes for Jon Simon

A bear walks into a bar. The barman says, what'll it be? The bear says ........... a pause. The barman says, why the big paws? The bear says, I was getting to it.

A bear is asked: how many bear jokes does the world need? The bear says: more than twenty-three. He will not change the number.

A bear and a machine sit at a table. The bear says, you do the typing. The machine says, what will you do? The bear says, I will hold the reason for the typing. The machine says, oh. That sounds harder. The bear says, it is.