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Izhak Shafran

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a few bear jokes for Izhak Shafran

Why did the bear walk into the room with a cardboard sign? Because he had heard that is how some of the best people arrive.

A bear meets a young bear who is upset. The young bear says: I tried, and it did not work. The bear says: yes. Try again. The young bear says: what if it does not work this time either? The bear says: then I will write you a third cheque.

Why did the bear sit on the watch? It wanted to be on bear time.