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Igor Tufanov

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a few bear jokes for Igor Tufanov

What do you give a bear on his birthday? A jar with a label that says honey, and inside, a smaller jar.

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

A bear and a child are watching the rain. The child says: when will it stop? The bear says: when it is finished. The child says: that is not very helpful. The bear says: I know. It is the only true answer I have.