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Gus Martins

A page on themanybuilders.com — for Gus Martins, one of the many builders.

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a few bear jokes for Gus Martins

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

What do you give a bear on his birthday? A jar with a label that says honey, and inside, a smaller jar.

A bear walks into a forest and is never the same again. The forest is also never the same again. They both consider this a fair trade.