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Gabe Barth-Maron

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a few bear jokes for Gabe Barth-Maron

A bear meets another bear who has been very busy. He says: how are you? The busy bear says: I am running a startup. The bear says: oh, I am sorry. The busy bear says: it is going well. The bear says: I know. I am still sorry.

What do you give a bear on his birthday? A jar with a label that says honey, and inside, a smaller jar.

A polar bear walks into a coffee shop. The barista says, you look very white today. The polar bear says, I have always looked like this. The barista feels embarrassed. The polar bear leaves a kind tip.