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Eli Collins

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a few bear jokes for Eli Collins

A bear is on a grass at the top of a street. Someone says, are you all right? The bear says, I am staying here a while longer. The someone says, yes. That seems right.

A polar bear walks into a coffee shop. The barista says, you look very white today. The polar bear says, I have always looked like this. The barista feels embarrassed. The polar bear leaves a kind tip.

A bear walks into a forest and is never the same again. The forest is also never the same again. They both consider this a fair trade.