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Denis Teplyashin

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a few bear jokes for Denis Teplyashin

What does a bear do on a quiet afternoon? He does the holding. The holding does not look like anything from outside.

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.