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David Kao

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a few bear jokes for David Kao

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

What did the bear name his family office? Longsands Gaia. He chose the name before he could have told you why.

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.