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Dario Garcia-Gasulla

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a few bear jokes for Dario Garcia-Gasulla

Why did the bear sit on the watch? It wanted to be on bear time.

A bear is walking down the street and finds a small machine. The machine says, hello, I can help you. The bear says, can you hold this? The machine says, I can hold the structure. The bear says, that is not what I asked.

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.