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Danielle Eisenbud

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Danielle Eisenbud

A bear writes a book and calls it nothing. His friend says, what is it about? The bear says, it is about a man, and a walk, and what we are leaving behind. The friend says, why did you call it nothing? The bear says, because if I named it the title would do all the work, and I wanted the reader to do some of it.

A bear is asked to design a building. He says: I cannot. The bear is asked to hold the building. He says: oh, that I can do.

What do you call a bear that has been to seven hundred and sixty-eight meetings? Tired.