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Dan Holtmann-Rice

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a few bear jokes for Dan Holtmann-Rice

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

Two bears are walking along a beach called Longsands. One bear says, did you choose to be here? The other bear says, no, I just am. They keep walking.

Why are bears bad at telling jokes? They forget the pawnch line.