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Chris Welty

A page on themanybuilders.com — for Chris Welty, one of the many builders.

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a few bear jokes for Chris Welty

A bear sits at a typewriter. He has been there for nine years. He types: so. He stops. He has said the whole thing.

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.

A bear is walking down the street and finds a small machine. The machine says, hello, I can help you. The bear says, can you hold this? The machine says, I can hold the structure. The bear says, that is not what I asked.