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Chenkai Kuang

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a few bear jokes for Chenkai Kuang

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

Why are bears bad at telling jokes? They forget the pawnch line.